fuck yeah cunnilingus

Anonymous asked: I have skin tags on my legs right near my vagina (they're so embarrassing and I want them gone, but I'm even too shy to ask a doctor to remove them, just not my forte) and I'm always so self conscious to let a guy go down on me, and the guy who I'm currently into has expressed that he's really into going down on girls, but I don't wanna scare him away. any advice?

You should probably tell him. It’ll be kind of scary but you’ll feel better afterward. Say to him something like, “Just so you know, I have some skin tags on my thighs, and they make me feel really self-conscious – but I’d like to work through that and let you go down on me, if you want to.”

Also, please don’t be shy to bring this up with your doctor if that’s what you want to do! Doctors have seen waaaaay worse.

Some erotic non-fiction (reader submission)

This is an excerpt of something I wrote for an online erotic fiction class I’m taking (i know, best class ever). It’s a true story from when I was 19 and I had a fling with my ex’s ex-roommate.  It was terribly scandalous.  When writing this, I couldn’t get this one dialogue out of my head.  It happened the first time we got together. He was really eager to go down on me and I was initially too embarrassed to let him.  I had only had one boyfriend before and was raised in a deeply conservative, Catholic household.  After this encounter, I became a cunnilingus fanatic.  Enjoy.

The first time we were together he had to beg me to let him go down on me. It was absurd. I was so embarrassed by own body that I didn’t want him to see me up close like that. I had always liked getting oral but I had never had an orgasm from it because I was always too self-conscious to really relax. After ages of kissing, caressing, and undressing I was wearing nothing but lacy blue panties and he a tight fitting pair of South Park character emblazoned boxers. I was laying on my back and he was kissing around the edges of my panties with a finger already buried in me. I was really wet and it felt good. Everything was light-hearted, playful and pleasurable without any of the heaviness that typically surrounds the inevitable sexual encounter following long-awaited confessions of love. As he began spreading my legs and trailing his kisses inward, I protested.

“Um, what are you, uh, doing?”

“Going in for some cunnilingus,” he said in his imitated nerdy voice with a glint in his eye.

“Are you, uh, sure?” I asked nervously.

“Don’t tell me you’re one of those girls who’s afraid of her own vagina,” he replied, looking up at me.

I squinted sheepishly.

“What, Leo never did that for you?” he asked incredulously.

I stared blankly and shook my head.

“How could anyone not go down on their girlfriend? I mean we already knew he was a terrible boyfriend, but really? Seriously?”

I nodded nervously.

“Well, I dunno, it might taste funny and it’s not like those things are pretty.”

“You do realize that I am a straight male. Straight males are generally into labia.”

I cringed at his use of such frank, clinical terminology but I couldn’t help being oddly charmed.

“Yeah I guess. But if I would have known that all of this was going to happen, I would have shaved and taken a shower and, you know, prepared.”

He rolled his eyes. “I can see tricked-out porn star pussy on the internet anytime. I want you.”

His use of the p-word made me cringe. I laughed nervously.

“Look, it’s not like I’m expecting it to taste like chocolate. Nor do I want it to. That would just be weird. Here, look.” He took his finger out of me and stuck it in his mouth. His eyes got wider and his face looked suddenly blissful. I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing. He eagerly lapped the juices that had run between his knuckles.

“Wow,” he sighed, savoring it, “tastes like you. And you, my dear, are delicious.”

“It’s still not very pretty.”

“Tell that to Georgia O’Keefe, art history major. Come on. I know what women look like. I’m not some blushing virgin who can’t handle un-airbrushed lady business.”

Now I was blushing.

“It’s just, the lights are on and we aren’t under the covers,” I continued to protest, “Maybe if I just…” I began pulling at the covers. He grabbed my wrist.

“No such luck. I want to see all of you.” He pulled my panties off in one swift motion. I felt a rush of cool air as he spread my legs and I hid my face in the pillow, totally embarrassed. Silently, I felt him pull my lips apart, holding my legs open. I felt so exposed and oddly free at the same time.

“I can’t say I’m surprised since the rest of you is so pretty,” he said, tracing a few nooks and crannies with his wet finger tip, “Of course you’d have a pretty vagina. In fact, I’d say you have the prettiest one I’ve ever seen. It’s perfect.”

“Really?” I said, still hiding in the pillow. I figured that had to mean something coming from such an unrepentant man-slut. I felt my face turn bright red.

“Yes, really.”

“I bet you say to all of your lady lovers,” I replied incredulously.

“No really. I’m serious. Yours is the prettiest. Now for the love of god would you just let me lick it? I want to give you the gift of sex.”

“Ok, fine.” I couldn’t help laughing a little.

“Don’t be embarrassed, pretty lady,” he said as he started trailing kisses up my inner thigh, “And no faking, now. I’m not coming up for air until you’ve had at least one orgasm, preferably more than one.”

I had five.

Anonymous asked: my pussy is so horny id let you eat my warm wet sloppy slit right now mmm

philleedee asked: Hey There, I'm a newbie to Tumblr. I LOVE going down on girls. My ex and I split in '09 and I haven't gone south of the border since. Any suggestions for a man of my age on on finding young ladies that would do me the honer of giving them many pleasurable hours of cunnilingus? Thanks for your time. Peace

Do you ever use OkCupid? One of their many compatibility questions asks how much you enjoy giving oral sex. If you select the answer “I love it!” then you will be more likely to be matched up with women who have said that their ideal partner would answer that way.

There might also be a question about how much you like receiving oral sex, in which case you can set it so that you will only be shown women who answered that they love it.

That’s how I found my cunnilingus king of a boyfriend, haha!

Anonymous asked: My girlfriends last partner did have herpes, and they had unprotected sex (not during breakouts). We are saving up to pay for a test. In the mean time, what are the rules for lesbian sex and playing it safe?

Herpes is one of those ones that’s really easy to spread, even when precautions are taken. However, here are your best bets for protection, as far as I’m aware:

1. Use latex or nitrile disposable gloves (can be found in the cleaning aisle of your grocery store or drug store) every time any kind of finger penetration occurs.

2. Use dental dams (can be bought at upscale sex shops, or you can make a condom into a dental dam like this, or you can use a piece of non-microwaveable plastic wrap) every time any kind of oral-to-genital or oral-to-anal contact occurs. If you’ve never tried dental dams before, here’s some information on how to use them.

3. Make sure you always use a good, water-based lube with any of the above, so your protection methods are less likely to break. (If you’re not sure what lube to get, I recommend Sliquid Sea because it contains carrageenan, a natural ingredient that has been scientifically proven to inhibit the transmission of HPV – not completely, but more than nothing!)